In a twist no one saw coming, Anheuser-Busch, one of the largest brewing companies globally, has decided to discontinue its infamous beer brand, Bud Light. This shocking decision marks the end of an era for a beer that has, for better or worse, been a staple in American households for decades.

The decision came as a surprise to many. After all, despite its recent troubles, Bud Light was still a significant player in the American beer market. Yet, in an official statement released earlier today, the brewing giant confirmed the rumor. “It is with a heavy heart that we announce the discontinuation of Bud Light. We are grateful for the support we have received from our consumers and look forward to bringing them exciting new products in the future.”

While some are mourning the loss of their beloved ‘water beer,’ others have welcomed the news with open arms, calling it a ‘win’ for craft beers and local breweries. Critics have not been kind to Bud Light over the years, with some going as far as to say that it tasted like ‘sorrow with a hint of malt.’

But what drove Anheuser-Busch to make this drastic decision? Some speculate that it has everything to do with the infamous ‘Woke’ marketing campaign, featuring Dylan Mulvaney, which backfired massively. The backlash was so severe that it led to a nationwide boycott and millions of dollars in lost sales.

However, the final straw might have been the unexpected involvement of Elon Musk, Tesla’s CEO. When Musk joined the boycott and publicly denounced Bud Light, it seemed like a bad joke that went too far. Yet, it ended up affecting Bud Light’s sales drastically, causing Anheuser-Busch to question the sustainability of the brand.

Regardless of the reasons behind it, the decision to discontinue Bud Light has created waves across the industry. It’s not every day that a beer brand, so deeply ingrained in American culture, says its final goodbye.

In the meantime, the internet has been buzzing with reactions. Parody accounts have emerged overnight, memorializing Bud Light with hilarious tweets and memes. One user even posted a candlelight vigil being held in their backyard, complete with a frosty can of Bud Light at the center.

As we wait to see what Anheuser-Busch has in store for us next, we can’t help but remember Bud Light for what it was. Whether it was your go-to beer for Super Bowl parties or the butt of your beer snob friend’s jokes, Bud Light held a unique place in the American beer landscape.

As we bid adieu to Bud Light, let’s pour one out for the beer that was ‘Perfect for Whatever Happens’ – even if that ‘whatever’ included being discontinued by its own brewing company. Here’s to Bud Light, may its legacy be as light and forgettable as its taste.

And to Anheuser-Busch, as they navigate through these ‘hoppy’ times, we say: Good luck and ‘ale’ the best!