ABC Stores Across the US Display Signs Declaring No Affiliation With ABC Network After Debate
In the aftermath of the heated 2024 presidential debate, ABC stores across the United States have begun displaying bold signage to make one thing crystal clear: they have…
The surprising truth that Elon Musk will become the world’s first “trillion dollar” tycoon
If we remove the virtual asset estimates, Elon Musk’s real total value is less than $100 billion, and that depends on the situation of Tesla’s electric car business….
Elon Musk mocked over ‘bizarre’ Taylor Swift tweets
Twitter CEO Elon Musk, 51, had some bad blood with Taylor Swift fans Friday after he posted a series of bizarre tweets about the “Anti-Hero” singer. The string…
Breaking: Samsung Drops Out of $1 Billion Advertising Campaign with Olympics, “They’ve Gone Woke”
In a surprising and highly publicized move, Samsung Electronics has announced its withdrawal from a $1 billion advertising campaign with the International Olympic Committee (IOC). The decision comes…
Kansas City Chiefs Refuse to Host a Pride Night, “It’s Woke Agenda”
In what has quickly become one of the most controversial off-field decisions of the season, the Kansas City Chiefs announced that they would not be hosting a Pride…
Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr Cancel Their Non-Woke Show With ABC: “They Lost Their Credibility”
In a dramatic twist that has left ABC executives scrambling and conservative audiences nodding in collective agreement, Tim Allen and Roseanne Barr have officially canceled their highly anticipated…
David Muir Is Now Jobless After Being Fired by ABC, “Fact Checking Was My Biggest Mistake”
In a shocking turn of events that has left the media world reeling, David Muir, the anchor of ABC’s flagship news program World News Tonight, has reportedly been…
Tim Walz Is Thinking of Leaving the Country Permanently: “I’ve Lost It”
In what may be the most unexpected twist in a 2024 election season already filled with plenty of surprises, Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz is…
Breaking: Lia Thomas Banned From Participating In Women’s Sports, “She Doesn’t Fit”
In a world more obsessed with rules than a hall monitor with a new whistle, the International Women’s Sports Federation (IWSF) announced today that Lia Thomas, the lightning…
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg Seemingly Agree to Hold ‘Cage Match’ in Vegas: ‘Send Me Location’
“If this is for real, I will do it 🔥🔥,” Musk said of the potential fight between himself and the Meta co-founder and CEO Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg may soon…