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TRUE: Guy Fieri Brands Whoopi Goldberg ‘Toxic,’ Issues Permanent Restaurant Ban

Just when we thought the realm of culinary feuds was simmering down, Guy Fieri, the man with hair as white as his mozzarella sticks and shirts as loud as his ‘Trash Can Nachos,’ fired up a fresh fracas. This time, the crosshairs landed on Whoopi Goldberg. Yes, you read it right. She’s not Goldberg, she’s “Toxic,” says the undisputed Emperor of ‘Flavortown,’ as he officially bans the Hollywood icon from his eclectic eateries.

In a move as shocking as a surprise bite of wasabi in your sushi roll, Fieri has pronounced that the EGOT winner, the woman who made ‘Sister Act’ a cultural phenomenon, is no longer welcome in his establishments. “She’s toxic,” Fieri proclaimed, with a sternness that would have made his ‘Volcano Chicken’ blush.

Now, Fieri’s restaurants are known for many things. They’re the home of ‘Guy-talian Nachos,’ a place where the ‘Bacon Mac n Cheese Burger’ is a rite of passage, a spot where ‘Dragon’s Breath Chili’ sends tremors down your spine. And now, they’ve become the stage for a Hollywood face-off that’s more heated than Fieri’s signature ‘Ghost Pepper Wing Sauce.’

The announcement struck the public with the same intensity as Fieri’s ‘Triple D’ Hot Sauce. Why would the sultan of sizzle, the Don of Donkey Sauce, the torchbearer of all things deep-fried and daring, put a ban on Goldberg, a woman known for her steady head in stormy debates and her soft spot for human rights issues?

Naturally, people had a hard time swallowing this news, harder than choking down Fieri’s ‘Cheesecake Challenge.’ The internet was set ablaze, ironically making ‘Guy vs Whoopi’ trend hotter than Fieri’s ‘Fireball Whisky Wings.’

As fans and foodies alike struggled to make sense of the ban, a delicious twist was served. Fieri, in his typical spice-laden candor, declared that he considered Goldberg ‘toxic’ because she dared to criticize his overuse of Donkey Sauce. Yes, you heard that right. In the world of Fieri, the man who believes there’s no such thing as too much cheese, Goldberg’s criticism was deemed more toxic than a triple serving of his ‘Fully Loaded Baked Potato Soup.’

It was a declaration that was as audacious as his ‘Big Bite Burger.’ Fieri, the maverick whose culinary credo revolves around adding more – more spice, more meat, more sauce – was now defending his maximalist approach against the apparently ‘toxic’ Goldberg, who preferred her food with a touch less heart-stopping sauce.

But what about Goldberg? How did the lady herself respond to this proclamation? With the class and ease of a seasoned performer, Goldberg fired back, “I’d rather be toxic than have my arteries clogged with Donkey Sauce.”

As Goldberg and Fieri continue their spicy tête-à-tête, one thing is clear – the lines between the worlds of celebrity TV hosts and flamboyant chefs are blurring, much like the melting cheese on Fieri’s ‘Guy-talian Fondue Dippers.’

In the wake of this fascinating feud, Fieri continues to rule his deep-fried kingdom, standing by his belief in loud flavors and louder shirts. And Goldberg? Well, she’s likely enjoying a Donkey Sauce-free meal somewhere, probably at a joint where the owner doesn’t believe that every dish needs a heavy dose of it.

The ‘Flavortown’ fiasco serves as a reminder that the culinary world is not just about tantalizing taste buds. It’s a hot pot of personalities and clashes, simmering with controversy and spiced with disagreements. As for us, the spectators, we can only watch in fascination, forks poised, as we wonder who will be the next celebrity to get the boot from Fieri’s fun food circus. And while we wait, we might as well dive into that overloaded ‘Pulled Pork Sloppy Joe’ because, in the grand drama of gastronomy, one thing remains certain – the show must go on!

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